Two little boys stole a big bag of oranges 4rm a neighbor n decided 2 go to a calm place 2 share d lot equally. One of dem suggested d nearby cemetery.
As dey were jumping d big gate to enter d cemetery, two oranges fell out of d big bag but dey didn't bother 2 pick dem since dey had enough in d bag.
Few minutes later, a drunkard on his way frm a bar, passed near d cemetery gate n heard a voice saying:
"one 4 me, one 4 u, one 4 me, one 4 u"....
He immediately sobered up n ran as fast as he could 2 a church nearby, for d priest...
"Father, pls come wit me . Come n witness God n satan sharing corpse @ d cemetery"...
Dey both ran back 2 d cemetery gate n d voice continued :
"one 4 me, one 4 u, one 4 me, one 4 u'...
Suddenly, d voice stopped counting n said:
"wat about d two @ d gate?"...
Come see marathon race!..d priest almost ran pass d church gate..shouting:
"We are not dead yet oohh!!!".
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